So, I just remembered to update my "STATUS" on myspace to MARRIED. I do like the way that feels. There is a strange sense of security that comes with that title. It tells the public at large that I am off the market so don't bother me if all you are interested in is my ass (*).
This is one of my favorite stickers. Truckers put these on their cabs so prostitutes know not to bother knocking on the door when they're parked at truck stops.